The Mac totally flies, man
Me: Do you have the MacBook mid-size in stock? Apple store: No, sorry. Me: When do you expect it? Apple store: Well, it was dispatched a week ago. Me: Okay, so it’s sitting in a ship somewhere? Apple store: (half-insulted) No no, not a ship. They come by airplane. [a moment's pause] Me: That’s one slow airplane. Apple store: Well, it is coming all the way from China.
It better run faster than it flies.